Confused little girl meets her fathers twin for the first time
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When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.
(via thefuuuucomics)Ruined Childhood
wayfaring wizards welcomed
Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)
'what flavor lipgloss is that'
Phony wisdom is delivered with a beautiful smile, as if to say, look how simple it all is!” — Michael Lipsey
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
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the year is 2078 and e3 has announced call of duty 25 and the 30th world of warcraft expansion. it is the end of the presentation. the lights dim and suddenly the synthesized voice of ron perlman booms out ‘war, war never changes’ and a huge 4 appears on the screen. old folks are screaming in their beds, young kids are extremely confused. the time has come.
(via dancefuckerdancev)cradle songs of comfort and bones gnawed by teeth.